Where do I begin? On one hand I’m grateful for the warning, on the other why does it come when I have gotten to the speed bump? How come we could not afford the ‘ly’ on Slow? Don’t we like adverbs  anymore? I mean, at least on signs? And what’s up with these speed bumps? They don’t seem that high to me. If they are labeling dangerous speed bumps I know a few mountains they need to point out; the kind where you let go of the brake real slow, terrified you are going to hear the *scrunch* of tar on metal.